Okay.
So i thought this looked funny, since i have a weird kinda name which i had never wanted to reveal before but now i am kinda forced to and i bet you all could tell what it was anyway.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Zoe Needs To Assert Dominion Over Her Pod. When I told Zoe that Saturdays go faster when she isn’t in the office, she seemed stricken with grief,"
(i AM! -cries-)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "When I saw Alexis Bledel’s picture as one of the matches of Zoe’s face, I was extremely delighted, because Zoe looks like Rory!"
(Um. Isn't Rory... a guy???)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "Zoe says, ''Enough of this bulls---!'' The Maine lobsterwoman comes out of her shell..."
(I'm Lobsterwoman! Here to save you from Potofboilingwaterman!)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "Why Zoe Wants You To Wear Your Wellies To School"
(Because they will protect you from the crocodiles that swim through the water pipes in your school's bathroom and occasionally come up through the mysterious drain on the floor. DUH. Otherwise they would eat your TOES.)


Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Zoe Does Not Want To Walk"
(No. i want to fly.)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Zoe hates her new hammock."
(Yes, I do, the cheap thing.)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Zoe asks Clive if she can move into one of his spare rooms, but he turns her down."
(-cries- He's so mean. But i didn't want to live with him anyway. i bet he hogs the tv remote. And his microwave doesn't even have a popcorn button.)


Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "When the client database of an online dating service is wiped out, Zoe goes undercover to determine whether or not it was an accident."
(It wasn't. A couple that had been matched up by the dating service went crazy and decided to kill him... wait, that's probably what really happened in the show...)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A:"Zoe likes to have help with her toys."
(Sometimes i can't figure out how to change the battery, okay? Leave Zoe alone!)


Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: "Zoe eats toes."
(PLOT TWIST- i'm the crocodile who eats toes!! AND Lobsterwoman!)


Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A:"where can i find the shirt gorilla zoe wears in the coffee shop video?"
(In the Dumpster behind your house.)